Craving Serendipity
morgansmenagerie:

"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."
This is my next pick-up line.

morgansmenagerie:

"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."

This is my next pick-up line.

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

precumming:

dontpunch-mycar:

precumming:

remember pictochat on the original ds

You mean “gay sexting simulator”

wtf no i mean pictochat

(Source: condommodel, via penishole)

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

(via hip0ny)

Anonymous: Have you ever eaten a girl out

officialwhitegirls:

girls are friends not food

starbuckers:

starbuckers:

This poor little guy doesn’t know that his face is going to melted off in less than an hour


*faint chirp*

starbuckers:

starbuckers:

This poor little guy doesn’t know that his face is going to melted off in less than an hour

*faint chirp*

(via burtreynoldsmustache)

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

(via jackwhitevevo)

(Source: bigtits-and-bonghits, via kidsimba)

anaxuanho:

Can’t wait for the summer because I miss sploofa

I miss you too Ana :(((

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

(via foodnun)

(via kinkyfetus)

(Source: mattfurie, via vile-insect)

worths:

ok thanks

worths:

ok thanks

(Source: worths, via naivewallflower)

what she says: i'm tired
what she means: shark tale is my favourite movie

oreoofficial:

u know when someone stops talking to u and u finally accept that ur not speaking anymore and then they talk to u and ur like wtf

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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