"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."
This is my next pick-up line.
remember pictochat on the original ds
You mean “gay sexting simulator”
wtf no i mean pictochat
girls are friends not food
This poor little guy doesn’t know that his face is going to melted off in less than an hour
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
what she means: shark tale is my favourite movie